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Yes, I actually titled one of my post, Las Vegas City Center LOVES Tampons. I know you probably think that is slightly weird. But, if you know me at all, I am sure you will get over it.

This is a post all about my experience with Ice Tampons: My family and I went down to the strip a couple weeks ago, and Tampons seemed to pop up everywhere. Maybe it was because I knew my period was coming... or just because the Las Vegas Strip is infested with these things...

WARNING: If you are a man or boy, or boyman, or manboy... Please feel free to not read this... Or you can, I don't care. Just warning you, it is all about those toxic things us chicks use every month.

Anyway, we went down to the new City Center, which they had JUST gotten done. As a matter of fact, it was so new... it did not even have anything in it AND it still smelled like drywall. It stunk so bad, I think I might have gotten a bit of a buzz. Whoa duuuude! The place was pretty cool looking on the outside, with it being huge and all... and the inside was just "Okay"! The only thing I really noticed about the inside was all the Tampon Ice Sickles and Dispensers.

Did you know they have Tampon Dispensers in places? Like most people have said, I DO need to get out more because I just realized they had these. But, the first one I saw was at the City Center. I went on and on about this saying how cool it was, and GAWD are they spendy... and THEN we came across these..................... (look at pictures)

Who thinks these look like Tampons? I do not care who you are, you have seen one. Well, if you haven't I would say GOOGLE it you manboytard! Now, these are not actually Ice Tampons, that is NOT what they call them. They call them Ice Sculptures, but I renamed them to a more fitting/appropriate name.

I was so obsessed with these things, which once again... you may think is a bit odd, but it is the truth. They were so epic, and even though I AM a bit weird - I couldn't have been the only one who felt this way about them. I heard some people talking in another language and I BET they were saying: "America and their giant Ice Tampons, wow!". Am I right, or am I right?

Here is the Family Portrait the Ice Tampons posed for. Hope you enjoy!

I really hope you enjoyed my post. And for those who do not get it. You fail! For those of you who liked this, I bet that if you ever go to the Las Vegas City Center, you WILL think about this post. Muahahahahah!

Ice Tampons FTW!

Cait Hagar