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I can not believe myself. Someone shoot me. Why? Because I was totally jamming out to Justin Bieber tonight… YES! I was listing to his music and singing along as well. Now, if you do not know me, then you would not see how this is a big deal, but it is. I have always said Justin Bieber was horrid, and he sucked. I even sent out a tweet saying it, and got all kinds of HATE comments back. I was thinking to myself, “God, these people are such retards!”. And then here I go being all retarded listing to him on the radio.

I DID NOT EVEN KNOW IT WAS HIM! So, this means it does not make me seem as bad, right? I heard this song about a lonely girl, and I thought he sounded like he was a pubescent 12 year old boy, but the song was pretty good. And, so I looked it up and realized who sang it… I almost shat myself.

I always pictured Bieber singing: "I'm so gay and I really don't like girls... No, I don't even like, no I don't even like... no I don't even liiiiiiiike girls!"

So, I just wanted to apologize to all the Tweeps who hate me now because I dissed their boyfriend. Although, I still think ya’ll are stupid for sticking up for him, because I guarantee he does not give a crap. I still just wanted to say sorry.

He does sound like a girl, but he has some good lyrics. And that song, I will probably download. Meaning, I will be supporting his JustinBieberOMFGursogay – ness. But, it’s all good homies.

*Sings* AHHHHH!

Cait Hagar

P.S. Who thinks the title of this post sounds dirty? OH YEAH! Mmkay, never mined than...