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Dear Spring
04/04/09
Dear Spring
How are you? Pretty miserable I am assuming, because you are kind of taking it out on the rest of us. There are so many places that are unhappy with the weather. Including us people in Las Vegas!
Every time you come around you bring your little friends, Wind and your BFF Pollen. Is it necessary? Do YOU know how many people suffer with problems after they come in? Do YOU know what it’s like to be a little person and have to stick rocks in your pockets so you do NOT blow away? OH, and if that wasn’t bad enough ? you brought Rain yesterday. Now, I am not sure… but I thought that was Winters friend?
credit: nirbhaoI was going to blame all this on Mother Nature, but lets face it. That chick already gets allot of grief and haters. So, I am going to blame it on the REAL problem, which happens to be you!
After a cold nasty Winter, people are relying on YOU to warm them up with the sunshine. Maybe you and the Sun are having problems… and that’s okay. But you need to get them figured out. Maybe some therapy by Summer (she is nice).
I really hope you figure out, whatever it is you need too, and stop being so emo! Just because you THINK your friends are cool, doesn’t make them good. If I were you - I would reconsider who I hang out with, before I got more letters…
Sincerely,
Cait Hagar aka ? Current Hater of Spring
Thank you
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1 comment
Oh, hey again Spring.
Are you still being a miserable arse? I think sooooo!
You know my first letter that I wrote to you?
Well guess what… It is April and you know how the weather normally is! In the 70-80-90’s. That would be nice to have right now. I was watching the morning news here in Las Vegas and they showed it SNOWING on top of the Stratosphere. Yes, I said it… Snowing. Now may I remind you, it is APRIL and I live in LAS VEGAS! Not only does it not snow in Vegas, it sure to hell does not snow in April. EVER – we are breaking records.
The wind was blowing so hard, I actually got blown over. Now, I understand I weigh a 100 pounds and I am not the most stable person alive. But it BLEW ME OVER!!!!!! I mean, come on dude.
The power went out too. Me and my Mum had to actually have a conversation with each other because we did not have our computers. That is just… unacceptable. We really did not even chat. We got high off some nasty freakin’ scented candle that stunk so bad it burnt our noses, but it is the only candle we have because we do not think we need them because THE POWER SHOUD BE ON! God, you have no idea how bad that things smells, I felt my lungs slowly shriveling up!
You have problems, get over yourself…please.
Sincerely,
Cait Hagar aka Still a hater of Spring
Are you still being a miserable arse? I think sooooo!
You know my first letter that I wrote to you?
Well guess what… It is April and you know how the weather normally is! In the 70-80-90’s. That would be nice to have right now. I was watching the morning news here in Las Vegas and they showed it SNOWING on top of the Stratosphere. Yes, I said it… Snowing. Now may I remind you, it is APRIL and I live in LAS VEGAS! Not only does it not snow in Vegas, it sure to hell does not snow in April. EVER – we are breaking records.
The wind was blowing so hard, I actually got blown over. Now, I understand I weigh a 100 pounds and I am not the most stable person alive. But it BLEW ME OVER!!!!!! I mean, come on dude.
The power went out too. Me and my Mum had to actually have a conversation with each other because we did not have our computers. That is just… unacceptable. We really did not even chat. We got high off some nasty freakin’ scented candle that stunk so bad it burnt our noses, but it is the only candle we have because we do not think we need them because THE POWER SHOUD BE ON! God, you have no idea how bad that things smells, I felt my lungs slowly shriveling up!
You have problems, get over yourself…please.
Sincerely,
Cait Hagar aka Still a hater of Spring
04/15/09 @ 07:11