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I am sorry, but to me… this is totally ‘Blog Post’ worthy. Why? Because, this is my blog and I have the right as the owner to post any stupid thing I want. SO, TAKE THAT SUCKAHS!

This is about those people that take pictures of themselves with their camera and their bathroom mirror. And I know all of you have seen them. The people are everywhere: Twitter, Myspace, Facebook. EVERYWHERE! I really can not take it anymore.

Encase you are a bit confused; here is a hawt picture that I took of me a LONG time ago. Please do not make fun of me, I was 13 DAMMIT! I thought it was COOL, I thought I was AWESOME. And then I soon thought otherwise.

That is what I am talking about. Those people that use the reflection of the bathroom mirror to take a picture. Some people really try too, you can see it in their eyes that they honestly THINK it is going to be a good picture.

I love those people who try to do the, “I’m like, soooo effing hawt right now” pose… and you can see the toilet right behind them. For example, look at my picture. What do you see, the potty. You are not sexy when I can see the inside of your toilet in your picture. Got it?

Oh em gee, and what is that crap you can see floating around in their pictures? That is nasty stuff that is stuck to their mirror, that’s what that is. Nasty freakin' splattered stuff that they never cleaned off. AGAIN, look at my picture. Or, depending on the person, it might be vomit from the wild night before.

It gets better! What about those “hawt babes” who have dirty clothes piled up in the corner? Because you know that those things have not been washed in a few years. You just never know what might show up. I am convinced those pictures can really tell allot about a person.

Is the mirror gross?
Is it clean?

Do they have nasty stains in their toilet?
Is it clean?

Do they have garbage, or clothes laying everywhere?
Is the bathroom clean?

You get where I am going with this? If you are on a dating site, and someone you think is interesting has one of those pics. Look and find out these things.

Some of us HAVE to take pictures of ourselves, because maybe we can not find anyone to take a pic of us. But, there are better ways to do it. I can assure you this!

Thank you all for reading my rant. If you agree with me, or have any other thoughts on this. Please feel free to leave a comment. Because I know I can not be the only one who feels this way. Hahahaha!

I am going to got take some pictures, I will BRB.

Cait Hagar

Yes, I actually titled one of my post, Las Vegas City Center LOVES Tampons. I know you probably think that is slightly weird. But, if you know me at all, I am sure you will get over it.

This is a post all about my experience with Ice Tampons: My family and I went down to the strip a couple weeks ago, and Tampons seemed to pop up everywhere. Maybe it was because I knew my period was coming... or just because the Las Vegas Strip is infested with these things...

WARNING: If you are a man or boy, or boyman, or manboy... Please feel free to not read this... Or you can, I don't care. Just warning you, it is all about those toxic things us chicks use every month.

Anyway, we went down to the new City Center, which they had JUST gotten done. As a matter of fact, it was so new... it did not even have anything in it AND it still smelled like drywall. It stunk so bad, I think I might have gotten a bit of a buzz. Whoa duuuude! The place was pretty cool looking on the outside, with it being huge and all... and the inside was just "Okay"! The only thing I really noticed about the inside was all the Tampon Ice Sickles and Dispensers.

Did you know they have Tampon Dispensers in places? Like most people have said, I DO need to get out more because I just realized they had these. But, the first one I saw was at the City Center. I went on and on about this saying how cool it was, and GAWD are they spendy... and THEN we came across these..................... (look at pictures)

Who thinks these look like Tampons? I do not care who you are, you have seen one. Well, if you haven't I would say GOOGLE it you manboytard! Now, these are not actually Ice Tampons, that is NOT what they call them. They call them Ice Sculptures, but I renamed them to a more fitting/appropriate name.

I was so obsessed with these things, which once again... you may think is a bit odd, but it is the truth. They were so epic, and even though I AM a bit weird - I couldn't have been the only one who felt this way about them. I heard some people talking in another language and I BET they were saying: "America and their giant Ice Tampons, wow!". Am I right, or am I right?

Here is the Family Portrait the Ice Tampons posed for. Hope you enjoy!

I really hope you enjoyed my post. And for those who do not get it. You fail! For those of you who liked this, I bet that if you ever go to the Las Vegas City Center, you WILL think about this post. Muahahahahah!

Ice Tampons FTW!

Cait Hagar

I can not believe myself. Someone shoot me. Why? Because I was totally jamming out to Justin Bieber tonight… YES! I was listing to his music and singing along as well. Now, if you do not know me, then you would not see how this is a big deal, but it is. I have always said Justin Bieber was horrid, and he sucked. I even sent out a tweet saying it, and got all kinds of HATE comments back. I was thinking to myself, “God, these people are such retards!”. And then here I go being all retarded listing to him on the radio.

I DID NOT EVEN KNOW IT WAS HIM! So, this means it does not make me seem as bad, right? I heard this song about a lonely girl, and I thought he sounded like he was a pubescent 12 year old boy, but the song was pretty good. And, so I looked it up and realized who sang it… I almost shat myself.

I always pictured Bieber singing: "I'm so gay and I really don't like girls... No, I don't even like, no I don't even like... no I don't even liiiiiiiike girls!"

So, I just wanted to apologize to all the Tweeps who hate me now because I dissed their boyfriend. Although, I still think ya’ll are stupid for sticking up for him, because I guarantee he does not give a crap. I still just wanted to say sorry.

He does sound like a girl, but he has some good lyrics. And that song, I will probably download. Meaning, I will be supporting his JustinBieberOMFGursogay – ness. But, it’s all good homies.

*Sings* AHHHHH!

Cait Hagar

P.S. Who thinks the title of this post sounds dirty? OH YEAH! Mmkay, never mined than...

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Here is an update on what I have been doing lately, because I know you give a rats… ahem. Anywho.

I bought an acoustic Guitar. Yes, I know it is odd, because anyone who knows me (which allot of people do not) know that I am pretty much a talentless person.

Well now, that is not completely true. I can make pretty pictures on Paint, and whip out a fabulous CSS Myspace Background for all my dum dum friends. Oh, and it gets more g33ky than that. But, see those are not things that I need to be bragging about *pushes glasses up* - ya catch mah drift?

Anything OFF of the computer is not my thing. Being social is not something I am good at, mostly because I highly dislike people. ‘Sept for me Tweet buddies. SPORTS! You should watch me play sports, oh wait, I DON’T! Why? Because, “AHHHH that ball might hit me!” and “Why do they call this a ‘BAT’ – that is utterly retarded because a BAT is an animal that originates from… *goes on*.”

You get the point! So anyway, I have decided to pick up a G-Tar and learn how to play. I ordered it off Ebay (Yes, I could not even go to a REAL store and get one) so, it is not here yet. But, I am pretty excited. Not only that, but I hear playing a musical instrument is actually good for activating your peripheral cortex, which is a very good thing.

It is PINK, which is not my thing, but it looks better than a regular wood colored one and it is bright/obnoxious. FTW! It is a beginners Guitar, so nothing fancy, and there would be no point in my buying some spendy one right now. I will let my Dad do that… that IS what he is there for, yes? “Yo Dad, lemme see soma dat dough!!!!”

I really do not think I did anything wonderful in this post, like share good informational facts, but I kind of feel better for some reason. Be sure to check me out when I am the coolest Guitar Geek around.

I am going to light some incents, and get one of those cool looking retro bandannas, play my guitar… and be a hippie (there will be pictures). Without the Pot of course… O_o! Although that would probably improve my musical instrument skills.

Peace man!

Cait Hagar