Teen Idols

The Top 13 Perform on American Idol.
I was being a geek and getting all excited of course. I fail! It was Michael Jackson. YUCK! I hope none of them choose to get weird plastic surgery like him!


First up was Lil Rounds: She sang “The Way You Make Me Feel”. I thought she did well, but everyone knows she can sing. One thing I do not understand was that outfit. OMG! It was horrible, and it did not make her butt look any smaller, which is something she should try to do! Randy that was the way to start the show. Kara thinks that after that everyone was really going to be scared. Paula, thought she sounded like an angel. Um.. no she didn’t Paula. Simon did not think it was the best, but did not hate it. Also he thought the outfit was HORRIBLE! YES!

Scott Macintyre: He sang “Keep the Faith”. I did not like that, I do not like Michael Jackson, but there are allot of songs that everyone has probably heard. I had no idea what the song was. Kara was glad to see him on the piano and thought that was a good song for him, because it is what he is all about. I agree, it was fitting for him. Simon and Randy thought it was just safe, but Simon HATED the song. Oh and he has a sister named Caitlinn (probably spelled differently).

Danny Gokey: He sang “Pretty Young Thing”. It was not my favorite, but I liked the fact the he worked with the people and stage. That was good, allot of people do not do that. He had a HUGE family too. Paula said “You know you have a REAL artist is when you can close your eyes and know who is singing”. WTFRACK is she talking about? I could do that with everyone I like on the radio. Simon said it was brilliant, but the dance moves were not the best. Danny said, he loves to dance and sing, but the two do not go well together! Lolz. Randy and Kara loved it all together!

Michael Sarver: He sang “You’re Not Alone”. I did not get that at all, it was boring and gay! FAIL! Simon said he put in 110%. I did not know what the other judges said, because I was to busy being annoyed by a puppy. Lolz! I do not think he will make it, people will not remember him!

Jasmine Murray: She sang “I’ll Be There”. Um… No thank you! I fell asleep through that, sorry! It was boring. Randy talked about him doing that song many years ago with Mariah Carry. Dude, we do not care! But he thought it was good! Kara was surprised, she said she was sold and thought Jasmine had great stage presents. Just standing there considers at “Great Stage Presents”. Ok! Paula thought she was poise but under sometimes. I never understand what she said. Simon wants her to be her age. Do you think they would like it if she was acted 16? NO!

Next up is the unmemorable one, Kris Allen: He decided to sing, “Remember the Time”. I hated it. It was weird and he is weird. OMG nuff with the weirdness peoples! Kara said “Girls love you”. We do? Huh? Paula thought he was adorably sexy. Ewwwww! Simon thought he needed to hide the wife. O_O! Could be why Simon is SINGLE? Randy thought it was allot like Jason Mraz. NO!

Allison Iraheta: She sang “Give It to me”. I LOVE HER, I had no idea what she was saying by I still love her. She also had the best outfit so far! Paula said she is a ROCK STAR. Simon likes the fact that she knows who she is. Randy said she can defiantly sing. No der! Kara, she distinguishes herself being the rocker! I think she sounds allot like pink! I voted for her!

Anoop Dawg: He sang “Beat It”. And that is exactly what he should have done! BEAT IT! I did not like that at all, it was weird and he looked like an idiot up there! Paula thought the song was untouchable and he didn’t need to do it. Well duh, he did not NEED to do it, he chose too. Simon said it was horrible and he looked stupid up there. HAHAHA YES! Randy did not like it, thought it was the wrong song choice.

Jorge Nunez: He sang “Never Can Say Goodbye”. Ewwwww! I mean, the dude can sing, but it was not great! All the judges agreed that he could sing, but was just wrong song choice for him! Paula ask him why he picked that, and then he started talking really fast and not shutting up so I was all lost and so was everyone and Paula was too, and OMG!

Megan Corkrey: She sang “Rockin Robin”. Kara thought she good. Paula said she was corky and cute, but the song did not work for her. Simon said it was a horrible song choice and the moves were bad. Aww I like her, but I hated the song and her dancing is horrible. I just do not get her, and also looked bad, to much makeup.

ADAM Lambert: He sang “Black and White”. He is not the best singer, but you kind of forgot about it when he is jumping around like a freak! He knows how to work a stage though, and he is soooo cuuuute! I love him, and I don’t know why. I VOTED. LMAO! The judges liked it. I don't know all of what they said! OH, but then he started wanting to cry when Paula was talking to him. That was gay!

Next up, Matt Giraud: He sang “Human Nature”. I was not happy to see him. I was all excited because whatshisface was on, now this guy? EW! He was singing with his Piano. Sorry dude, you are just not as cool on that as the blind guy. Randy compared him to Justin Timberlake. Once again… EW! Kara wants to see more of him, because she really liked it. Paula thought he was sexy. Hey Paula, what DRUGS are you on tonight? Simon thought it was going to be hard for him after the previous performance with Adam, but thought he did good!

Alexis Grace: She sang “Dirty Diana”. She was dirty! Lolz. Paula and Kara thought it was dirty and sexy. The boys liked it too. I like her allot, she is way different then she used to be though. In a good way of course!

I think Allison, Adam and Alexis should just own the show. It would be more entertaining that way!
Those were my three favorite. What were yours? Who did you like or dislike?

Cait Hagar ツ