OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! OH EM GEEEE! Okay, nuffa that. Guess what? It is the end of American Idol and we get to find out who the heck our winner is. I voted for Adam Lambert on Tuesday, so I was hoping it would be him. I did not really vote this year, mostly because I cared THAT much. :] I knew I really did not want Kris Fag Allen to win...

This last show broke the record for votes with there being 100,000,000. HOLY SHEEP! All of them were mine, btw!

They showed clips of Randy, Kara, Paula and Simon. Over the whole season, Randy says, "For me...for you". Kara says, "Sweetie/Honey". Paula says BIG words that she shouldn't and Simon says, "What?"... allot. I do not think you realize how many times you actually say the same thing. Lolz!

Carrie Underwood was in the audience in a really pretty pink dress that made her look Prego.

They showed the people rooting for Kris in Conway AR. BOOO! Lewsarz.
Then San Diego CA with Carly Smithson as the announcer. :]

DUDES! Guess what song the contestants ruined first? "So What" by P!nk. That was not a good song choice. I think Allison should have sang that WITH P!nk, that might have been perdy cool.

David Cook came out to sing and talk about his brother Adam Cook. If you go buy "Permanent" on iToons - all proceeds will go to help find a cure for cancer.

Next was the American Idol AWARDS!

Outstanding Male - Went to Normund/Nick Mitchell. He also had to have a performance with it. I LOVE NORMUND. Then Ryan put Nicks bandanna and glasses on... he looked like a douche.

Best Attitude - Bikini Girl. SHE GOT NICE BOOBS. Yes... GOT! She and Miss California must be hanging out. She got to sing and before she really got into the song there was a voice behind her... It was Kara. The look on Katrina’s face was priceless. And Kara did not stop singing, then she ripped open her dress and was wearing a bikini. LMAOO! Kara had a better body, just about.

Outstanding Female - Tatiana Del Toro. Ryan said that had to go to break and she needed to stay put. I do not know if that was TRUE, but she kept coming up and then the security tried to remove her, but I think it was all part of the act. She did not have her accent this time.

Queen Latifah and Lil Rounds performed together. Queen was in a really unflattering skintight outfit, but the two of them sounded really good together.

Then pea eyed Jason Marz came out to sing with the top 10. That was probably the worst performance of the night. He is one creepy arse looking dude. His face goes off into a slant, and it scares me. AHH!

Kris Allen and Keith Urban sang, "Kiss a Girl" together. They also sound really good together. I could picture Kris singing with someone like that, as long he was in the background. Lolz!

Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas sang all together, "Boom Boom Pow". Have you seen Fergies legs? Holy crap! I want them... Although they might look funny on my short little self, but still. They were not that great, but they did have awesome little people behind them that were in these striped skin outfits.

Cyndi Lopper and ALLISON Iraheta sang, "Time After Time" together. I think Allison is way better than Cyndy. I did like Cindy’s hair though, epic pimpness.

Danny Gokey performed with... Lionel Richie. Um... EW? They both sucked and they were really creepy looking. Honestly. My Mother was right, that guys mouth it FAR to large for his face!

Adam performed with KISS! \m/ - Dude, I want Gene Simmins tongue, well ew, I do not what the ACTUALL thing, but that thing is extremely nasty and awesome. So was the performance. Adam had the big boots and everything. Kiss sucks, but Adam made it all bettah. :]

Santana came out to play his guitar thing for half an hour and the contestants sang with him. Then they went into the song, "Smooth". Mom said, "THEY THAT SONG". She is obsessed with Rob Thomas...

Kris and Adam both got given 2010 Ford Hybrids. O_O! I want one!

Steve Martin and Megan Joy along with Michael Sarver performed a horrible song, "Pretty Flowers". I forgot about those 2. Lets just say, it was probably the worst thing I have heard in a long time (aside from the Jason Marz thing).

Old wrinkly Rod Stewart came out to sing, "Maggie May". It kind of reminded me of karaoke going on in a senior citizens home. Do I think you are sexy? NO! You are what? 90? Seriously...

Adam and Kris did a song with Queen and Kris sucked at that.

Well, that was a really exciting night, but the whole thing is now over after 2 hours. Oh noes. =X

Simon said that were both brilliant performers.

AND THE WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL IS........... ADAM!!!

NOT!!! It's Kris Allen. EWWWWW! Hey people, did you vote for Kris? Oh you did? HA, you SUCK! Just saying...

It does not really matter anyway, just because you win does not mean you make it anywhere.

None epicness right there ^_^.