Teen Idols

This is the REALLY dramatic part where they drag the show out. Oh right, they do that EVERY week. :]

The show started with some cast members of Night at the Museum. Ben Stellar and the fat guy from Knocked Up (And other stupid movies) Jonah Hill. They were the only ones I recognized. They talked about Ryan and his bikini wax job. HA!

There were 88 million voted last night. I do not think this is a record though. Only 1 million separating the top 2.

Their Ford Commercial was so confusing; they were cartoons, then people, then super heroes. WTH?

Alicia Keys came out to talk about the people in Africa and brought out this boy named Noah from Rwanda that had to learn the song in English just to perform. Awe! Next thing you know his tribe is going to sell him. I did not say that!

DANNY GOKEY:
He went back to his home town in Milwaukee, WI. He seemed to have allot of old people that liked him. He got to meet up with his old friend Jamar Rogers. I like Jamar more than I do Danny. Why did he ever get the boot anyway? He got do the weather and they had a picture of Simon on the green screen and they were poking him in the eyes. W00t! He was not that exciting.

KRIS ALLEN:
He went back to Conway, AR. Duuuudes, he gets free cheese dip now. Yes he went to his favorite restaurant and they are now giving him free cheese. Can my has some peez? Then of course they do the Kris Allen Day thing. Hey Kris, aint as cool as me. Cuz I have Cait Hagar Day EVERYDAY and everyone has to celebrate. Woooord!!! He had allot of girls screaming, “OMFGGGG KRIS ALLEN I KNOW YER MARRIED AND ALL, BUT I’D TOTALLY HIT THAT. CUZ LIKE, I’M A SLUT. HAHAHAHAH”. Soooo, maybe they were not actually saying that, but they should have.

ADAM LAMBERT:
He went back to San Diego, Cali. Adam was so much cooler because he just is. :] They gave him Adam Lambert Day. I am so celebrating too. O_O! He had allot of different fans, they were not just one type. They were from ages 5 to 95. There was the streakier too, which I am sure you guys have all heard about. She was screaming, “OMFGGGG ADAM LAMBERT I KNOW YER GAY AND ALL, BUT I’D TOTALLY HIT THAT. CUZ LIKE, I’M A SLUT. *flashes booooooobs*”. Once again, she may have NOT been really saying that. He told her she rocked. What was she thinking? Showing a gay guy your boobs is like showing… a gay guy your boobs. Duh! He went and talked to the kids in Theater and stuff, that was really sweet. I guess he ask to do that?

Oh, oh, oh – Katy Perry performed. YES! I love her, she is cute. “I kissed a girl and I liked it…. I liked it”. I was really hoping that she was going to sing that and then Adam could come in and sing his version. It would be awesome. But she sang “Waking Up in Vegas”. She had on an Elvis bathing suit and on the cape it said Adam Lambert. Lolz! Her butt checks were hanging out though, she is not really that fit.

Jordan Sparks (Season 6 Winner) came out to sing her new song, “Battle Field”. She keeps saying the same thing over and over. OMG! She is really pretty though, kinda fat!

Down to the results, who was going to be our Final 2 American Idols? That would be Kris Allen an Adam Lambert. I was SURE Danny was going to be in the top 2. Guess not.

If Kris wins I am going to die, so people
VOTE ADAM

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