Teen Idols

Tonight was the first audition night for American Idol, they were in Phoenix, Arizona! I was pretty excited to see what people were coming on. I was also stoked to see the new judge, I was hoping she was not AS annoying as thy beloved Paula Abdul <3 we love you Paula, but STFU already!

First up Tuan Wynn: He had HUGE hair. EPIC hair, but sucked as far as singing goes. If the show was called Americans Awesomest Afro – he might have a chance… NEXT!

The second person, Emily Hudges: She was pretty cool. I like her, she seemed different. But she needed to fix her hair, it was bothering me. It was a horrible dye job.

Third dude, was Randy Madden: WHOOOOOOA – Can you say Wannabe Rocker Drama Queen? I sure can, needless to say, he did not go through.

Michael Gurr: He reminded me of an Alien in pain. Although I am not sure what a Alien in pain sounds like, but I am pretty sure that was it.

X-Ray: That was exciting, he seemed happy. I am not to sure what he was smoking. He brought his guitar but did not use it. Hmmm…He did not go through.

Lea Golde: Kara's #1 fan. She was not that great. I liked her personality (somewhat) but her voice was horrible. It was like a pug with a cold trying to sing. I did not quite get her outfit, cowboy hat, pink corset shit, a short skirt and boots. Wow!

Steavie Write: She was named after Steavie Nicks. I liked her, she was good and had a cute personality.

Ariana Afsar: I really liked her. I think she will do really good. She is young, and seems to have a great personality.

Michael Sarver: He was not my fav, he looked allot different then he sounded. But he will make it for a little while. Not long.

Katrina Darrell: Wow… She was everything BUT good. Annoying too. And she needed clothes. I liked the way she and Kara got into it. That was funny, I’m beginning to like Kara, she seems quick. : )

Sexual Chocolate aka Eric Tomas: That was the worst chocolate I’ve ever come across. That was no good, but tattoos are cool... I guess?!

Brianna Ouijada: The judges put her through. I did not like her, she seemed to fake for me.

Cody Sheldon: Ohhh he was cute... emoish, but cute. He can not sing all that well, but he will make it for a little bit.

Deanna Brown: I like her, she had a very unique sound to voice, I think she sounds too old for most people watching American Idol, but she might do well.

Alex Trugman: Haha, he is such a nerd, and has an older sounding voice, but you gatta love ‘em.

Scott Macintyre: He is blind, but that has not kept him from doing the things he loves. He is a real inspiration to everyone out there. So all those people that are lazy bums, have no excuse when people like him can do all sorts of things. He also made it through to Hollywood.

Well, overall it was a good night, I did not see to many great people, but I did not see to many bad people. I loooove the new judge, Kara Dioguardi.

Be sure and watch tomorrow night, 8/7 central on FOX!

Cait Hagar