Teen Idols

So, it was the Rat Pack Standards RESULTS. With it being the top 5 and them all being pretty good, I was kind of excited to see who was going home. My picks were Matt and Allison for the bottom. I love Allison and voted my arse off last night, but we know she is VIP for that bottom three spot.

First they showed the Ford Commercial, and it sucked. I did not get it; the contestants were running in the desert while a car was coming towards them. Um… excuse me; I think you should run AWAY from the car. Idiots…

Guess what? Lip syncing tiiiiiime. Or maybe not?! They looked like they were actually singing this time. Maybe because it is just down to the top 5.

It was Danny and Allison’s birthday this/last week. So they showed clips of them all trying to make birthday cakes and stuff. Then they had a nice little food fight. What a bunch of immature little idol wannabes. If they are going to be kids idols, should they not be trying to be good examples and teach kids to NOT play with their food? DUH!

Now it was down to the results…

Matt Giraud ? Right side of the stage

Danny Gokey ? Left side of the stage

Allison Iraheta ? Next to Danny

Kris Allen ? Next to Matt

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Than there was Adam Lambert left to go in one of the groups. Of course you knew Ryan was going to have him choose which group. Adam said, “Based on last night” and walked over with Allison and Danny. Ryan moved Adam over with Matt and Kris and said, “This… is your bottom three”. Therefore Allison and Danny were safe. I was glad because I voted for Allison like I said, and was happy she was safe. The looks on their faces were priceless though, when they knew they were safe.

Buuuut holy CRAP, Adam in the bottom? Oh well, we all knew it was going to happen sooner or later. Just like with Chris Daughtry ? everyone thought he was safe so they did not vote. Fosho!

Natalie Cole came out to screetch a song. It was not the greatest thing I have ever heard.

Not near as bad as Taylor Hicks, yes he came out to sing. Did you know he won American Idol? I KNOW, I totally forgot too. Wait, which year? Soul Patrol FTWWWWW!!!!!!! Not…

Okay, here we go again. One of them was going to get sent back to the safety area… I figured it would be Adam… NOPE. Kris was safe. The show just HAD to drag out the drama didn’t they?

Jamie Foxx came out to sing, “Blame It”. His voice was so cool, the contestants can not EVEN sing as good as that. Oh, but Jamie was not really singing, that was that cool autotune stuff. I want one of those inserted in my throat so every time I speak it is like I am talking in a fan. PIMP YO!

DUN DUN DUN… Matt or Adam going home? Want me to just say it? Or maybe I should start my own Game Girl Racing commercials so I can drag it out for an hour and we never actually get to the results, because I am cool like that?

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Matt Giraud says, “Good Bye”. Well, he did not REALLY say that.

Bye Matt, bye Marty (Wart) ? I WILL MISS YOU… MARTY! (((HuGzzzz)))

Tell Matt to wipe your tear!

Blame It