Teen Idols

So as we all know it is the final show on American Idol. I was getting uber excited last night, because I r cool like that. O_O! Before the night even began I was thinking, “ADAM FTW!!!”. Because if Kris Allen wins this thing, I will probably puke. Just saying…

They showed them in the auditions first and they look so much different now then what they started out. Lolz! They both look like dorks.

Ryan talked… and talked and said, “It is guy next door vs. guyliner”. HA! That was lame yet funny.

The contestants got to sing three songs… First it was their favorite song of the year that THEY sang. Next was a song that Simon Fuller chose. Last it was a song Kara Dioguardi co-wrote. So basically she did not even WRITE the thing, he just put like… 2 or so words into it just so she could be all famous and stuffs. Yay KARA!!!

Round One: Contestants Pick

First up was, Adam Lambert: He sang, “Mad World” by Tears for Fears. He said in an interview he used to SCREAM as a child… I would believe it. Randy gave him an A+. Kara was happy he chose that song, and thought he rocked it. Paula was proud of him? Simon thought it was his best performance, but it was to theatrical will the smoke and all. Um… To theatrical? It is a creepy song it needed to have the smoke and all that. DUDES, I am now obsessed with that song. I almost like the original better then Adams. I thought he did well though, and I LIKED the whole “Theatrical” thing Simon.

Kris Allen: He sang, “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers. He said in his interview that he hated singing in front of his rents so they would pay him a quarter to sing. Was he really afraid of singing in front of them or did he just want money? Randy thought it was his best EVER on this stage. Kara agreed with Randy and Paula agree with Kara. Simon was not sure about him at first thinking he was the wrong choice for the top two, but now thinks it was the right choice. I did not think Kris was that great, I mean… he sounded the same he always does.

Simon thought the first round went to Kris. BOOOO!

Round Two: Simon Fullers’ Choice

Adam Lambert: He sang, “Change Is Going to Come” Sam Cooke. I did not like the song, I thought it was a weird song choice for him. Randy thought it was an “Am-A-ZING song, and you sang your face off”. Kara thought it was his best performance. O_O! Paula said, “Best ever ever ever”. Okay Paula… Simon thought he was 100% back. Which made no sense to me. Yeah, I did not think that was his best, it was weird.

Kris Allen: He sang, “What’s Going On” by Marvin Gaye. WHY do these people keep singing these Gaye songs? OMG they are horrible every time I hear them. Randy said it was a great song, but felt Kris was a little light. Kara thought Marvin Gaye would be proud of that. Simon said, “It was like three friends strumming along to Marvin Gaye”. YES, I agree with Simon. It was not the best thing I have ever heard from Kris Allen. So to answer your question Kris about, “What’s going on”? You suck, that’s what.

Simon thought round two winner was Adam. YAAAAY!

Round Three: The Song Kara Dioguardi co-wrote

To be honest I totally forgot what the stupid song was called. But it was something I could picture Miley Cyrus singing, along with her song, “The Climb”. It was about mountains and trees…etc. If you get my point. In other words, the song should have been called, “This is a SHIT song written by Kara D”. :]

The judges said the same thing for both of them pretty much. Simon loves Adam. Randy thought it was all pitchy. Kara was honored to have her crap song sang by two people way to good for it. And Paula more than likely slurred something none of us care about.

I’m out, Peace yo’

Wait, no I’m not. Carrie Underwood sang and she did really well. She is the prettiest girl ever, I swear.

BE SURE AND WATCH ADAM LAMBERT WIN TONIGHT!!!!!!