Well my Music Pick for today would have to be - Porcelain And The Tramps. They are my latest fascination in the music world. I have just one little problem with them because they have no iTunes, so I can’t buy any of their music and put it on my Podage. Oh well, I have found an alternative for that anyways.

I have looked everywhere for them and they only place I can find them is on YouTube and Blip.

I thought they were releasing an album (because they do not have one) not to long ago, but I have yet to see it or hear about it. MAKE ONE HOES… or…Tramps!

There is nothing inspirational about their music, nothing loving or caring… Just a whole lot of screaming and cussing. I LovE it!

They have been around for a few years and have not made anything new which is sort of a bummer, but they are still pimp. My favorite song would be, “Fucking King Of The World” <- Totally fits me. Lolz! NOT!

I know nothing about them, because I can’t find jack on them, but check them out. K?

Peace <3
Cait Hagar

Hey peoples, encase you were coming here to see my updates on American Idol (which I doubt you were) I just wanted to let you know that I have moved to Idol Mania for the off season. I got a job over there and will be writing all off season stuff. If anything uber interesting comes about, I MIGHT put it over here too, but probably not. Now when Season 9 comes around again, I will still be doing all that over here on Game Girl Racing.

I post anything and everything Idol. It's fabulous.

So yes, come check me out, ya know you want too. Also, COMMENT I like comments over there and here too. One comment – leads to gobs more, which makes me a happy camper. Lolz!

Peace Out.

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! OH EM GEEEE! Okay, nuffa that. Guess what? It is the end of American Idol and we get to find out who the heck our winner is. I voted for Adam Lambert on Tuesday, so I was hoping it would be him. I did not really vote this year, mostly because I cared THAT much. :] I knew I really did not want Kris Fag Allen to win...

This last show broke the record for votes with there being 100,000,000. HOLY SHEEP! All of them were mine, btw!

They showed clips of Randy, Kara, Paula and Simon. Over the whole season, Randy says, "For me...for you". Kara says, "Sweetie/Honey". Paula says BIG words that she shouldn't and Simon says, "What?"... allot. I do not think you realize how many times you actually say the same thing. Lolz!

Carrie Underwood was in the audience in a really pretty pink dress that made her look Prego.

They showed the people rooting for Kris in Conway AR. BOOO! Lewsarz.
Then San Diego CA with Carly Smithson as the announcer. :]

DUDES! Guess what song the contestants ruined first? "So What" by P!nk. That was not a good song choice. I think Allison should have sang that WITH P!nk, that might have been perdy cool.

David Cook came out to sing and talk about his brother Adam Cook. If you go buy "Permanent" on iToons - all proceeds will go to help find a cure for cancer.

Next was the American Idol AWARDS!

Outstanding Male - Went to Normund/Nick Mitchell. He also had to have a performance with it. I LOVE NORMUND. Then Ryan put Nicks bandanna and glasses on... he looked like a douche.

Best Attitude - Bikini Girl. SHE GOT NICE BOOBS. Yes... GOT! She and Miss California must be hanging out. She got to sing and before she really got into the song there was a voice behind her... It was Kara. The look on Katrina’s face was priceless. And Kara did not stop singing, then she ripped open her dress and was wearing a bikini. LMAOO! Kara had a better body, just about.

Outstanding Female - Tatiana Del Toro. Ryan said that had to go to break and she needed to stay put. I do not know if that was TRUE, but she kept coming up and then the security tried to remove her, but I think it was all part of the act. She did not have her accent this time.

Queen Latifah and Lil Rounds performed together. Queen was in a really unflattering skintight outfit, but the two of them sounded really good together.

Then pea eyed Jason Marz came out to sing with the top 10. That was probably the worst performance of the night. He is one creepy arse looking dude. His face goes off into a slant, and it scares me. AHH!

Kris Allen and Keith Urban sang, "Kiss a Girl" together. They also sound really good together. I could picture Kris singing with someone like that, as long he was in the background. Lolz!

Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas sang all together, "Boom Boom Pow". Have you seen Fergies legs? Holy crap! I want them... Although they might look funny on my short little self, but still. They were not that great, but they did have awesome little people behind them that were in these striped skin outfits.

Cyndi Lopper and ALLISON Iraheta sang, "Time After Time" together. I think Allison is way better than Cyndy. I did like Cindy’s hair though, epic pimpness.

Danny Gokey performed with... Lionel Richie. Um... EW? They both sucked and they were really creepy looking. Honestly. My Mother was right, that guys mouth it FAR to large for his face!

Adam performed with KISS! \m/ - Dude, I want Gene Simmins tongue, well ew, I do not what the ACTUALL thing, but that thing is extremely nasty and awesome. So was the performance. Adam had the big boots and everything. Kiss sucks, but Adam made it all bettah. :]

Santana came out to play his guitar thing for half an hour and the contestants sang with him. Then they went into the song, "Smooth". Mom said, "THEY THAT SONG". She is obsessed with Rob Thomas...

Kris and Adam both got given 2010 Ford Hybrids. O_O! I want one!

Steve Martin and Megan Joy along with Michael Sarver performed a horrible song, "Pretty Flowers". I forgot about those 2. Lets just say, it was probably the worst thing I have heard in a long time (aside from the Jason Marz thing).

Old wrinkly Rod Stewart came out to sing, "Maggie May". It kind of reminded me of karaoke going on in a senior citizens home. Do I think you are sexy? NO! You are what? 90? Seriously...

Adam and Kris did a song with Queen and Kris sucked at that.

Well, that was a really exciting night, but the whole thing is now over after 2 hours. Oh noes. =X

Simon said that were both brilliant performers.

AND THE WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL IS........... ADAM!!!

NOT!!! It's Kris Allen. EWWWWW! Hey people, did you vote for Kris? Oh you did? HA, you SUCK! Just saying...

It does not really matter anyway, just because you win does not mean you make it anywhere.

None epicness right there ^_^.

So as we all know it is the final show on American Idol. I was getting uber excited last night, because I r cool like that. O_O! Before the night even began I was thinking, “ADAM FTW!!!”. Because if Kris Allen wins this thing, I will probably puke. Just saying…

They showed them in the auditions first and they look so much different now then what they started out. Lolz! They both look like dorks.

Ryan talked… and talked and said, “It is guy next door vs. guyliner”. HA! That was lame yet funny.

The contestants got to sing three songs… First it was their favorite song of the year that THEY sang. Next was a song that Simon Fuller chose. Last it was a song Kara Dioguardi co-wrote. So basically she did not even WRITE the thing, he just put like… 2 or so words into it just so she could be all famous and stuffs. Yay KARA!!!

Round One: Contestants Pick

First up was, Adam Lambert: He sang, “Mad World” by Tears for Fears. He said in an interview he used to SCREAM as a child… I would believe it. Randy gave him an A+. Kara was happy he chose that song, and thought he rocked it. Paula was proud of him? Simon thought it was his best performance, but it was to theatrical will the smoke and all. Um… To theatrical? It is a creepy song it needed to have the smoke and all that. DUDES, I am now obsessed with that song. I almost like the original better then Adams. I thought he did well though, and I LIKED the whole “Theatrical” thing Simon.

Kris Allen: He sang, “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers. He said in his interview that he hated singing in front of his rents so they would pay him a quarter to sing. Was he really afraid of singing in front of them or did he just want money? Randy thought it was his best EVER on this stage. Kara agreed with Randy and Paula agree with Kara. Simon was not sure about him at first thinking he was the wrong choice for the top two, but now thinks it was the right choice. I did not think Kris was that great, I mean… he sounded the same he always does.

Simon thought the first round went to Kris. BOOOO!

Round Two: Simon Fullers’ Choice

Adam Lambert: He sang, “Change Is Going to Come” Sam Cooke. I did not like the song, I thought it was a weird song choice for him. Randy thought it was an “Am-A-ZING song, and you sang your face off”. Kara thought it was his best performance. O_O! Paula said, “Best ever ever ever”. Okay Paula… Simon thought he was 100% back. Which made no sense to me. Yeah, I did not think that was his best, it was weird.

Kris Allen: He sang, “What’s Going On” by Marvin Gaye. WHY do these people keep singing these Gaye songs? OMG they are horrible every time I hear them. Randy said it was a great song, but felt Kris was a little light. Kara thought Marvin Gaye would be proud of that. Simon said, “It was like three friends strumming along to Marvin Gaye”. YES, I agree with Simon. It was not the best thing I have ever heard from Kris Allen. So to answer your question Kris about, “What’s going on”? You suck, that’s what.

Simon thought round two winner was Adam. YAAAAY!

Round Three: The Song Kara Dioguardi co-wrote

To be honest I totally forgot what the stupid song was called. But it was something I could picture Miley Cyrus singing, along with her song, “The Climb”. It was about mountains and trees…etc. If you get my point. In other words, the song should have been called, “This is a SHIT song written by Kara D”. :]

The judges said the same thing for both of them pretty much. Simon loves Adam. Randy thought it was all pitchy. Kara was honored to have her crap song sang by two people way to good for it. And Paula more than likely slurred something none of us care about.

I’m out, Peace yo’

Wait, no I’m not. Carrie Underwood sang and she did really well. She is the prettiest girl ever, I swear.

BE SURE AND WATCH ADAM LAMBERT WIN TONIGHT!!!!!!

This is the REALLY dramatic part where they drag the show out. Oh right, they do that EVERY week. :]

The show started with some cast members of Night at the Museum. Ben Stellar and the fat guy from Knocked Up (And other stupid movies) Jonah Hill. They were the only ones I recognized. They talked about Ryan and his bikini wax job. HA!

There were 88 million voted last night. I do not think this is a record though. Only 1 million separating the top 2.

Their Ford Commercial was so confusing; they were cartoons, then people, then super heroes. WTH?

Alicia Keys came out to talk about the people in Africa and brought out this boy named Noah from Rwanda that had to learn the song in English just to perform. Awe! Next thing you know his tribe is going to sell him. I did not say that!

DANNY GOKEY:
He went back to his home town in Milwaukee, WI. He seemed to have allot of old people that liked him. He got to meet up with his old friend Jamar Rogers. I like Jamar more than I do Danny. Why did he ever get the boot anyway? He got do the weather and they had a picture of Simon on the green screen and they were poking him in the eyes. W00t! He was not that exciting.

KRIS ALLEN:
He went back to Conway, AR. Duuuudes, he gets free cheese dip now. Yes he went to his favorite restaurant and they are now giving him free cheese. Can my has some peez? Then of course they do the Kris Allen Day thing. Hey Kris, aint as cool as me. Cuz I have Cait Hagar Day EVERYDAY and everyone has to celebrate. Woooord!!! He had allot of girls screaming, “OMFGGGG KRIS ALLEN I KNOW YER MARRIED AND ALL, BUT I’D TOTALLY HIT THAT. CUZ LIKE, I’M A SLUT. HAHAHAHAH”. Soooo, maybe they were not actually saying that, but they should have.

ADAM LAMBERT:
He went back to San Diego, Cali. Adam was so much cooler because he just is. :] They gave him Adam Lambert Day. I am so celebrating too. O_O! He had allot of different fans, they were not just one type. They were from ages 5 to 95. There was the streakier too, which I am sure you guys have all heard about. She was screaming, “OMFGGGG ADAM LAMBERT I KNOW YER GAY AND ALL, BUT I’D TOTALLY HIT THAT. CUZ LIKE, I’M A SLUT. *flashes booooooobs*”. Once again, she may have NOT been really saying that. He told her she rocked. What was she thinking? Showing a gay guy your boobs is like showing… a gay guy your boobs. Duh! He went and talked to the kids in Theater and stuff, that was really sweet. I guess he ask to do that?

Oh, oh, oh – Katy Perry performed. YES! I love her, she is cute. “I kissed a girl and I liked it…. I liked it”. I was really hoping that she was going to sing that and then Adam could come in and sing his version. It would be awesome. But she sang “Waking Up in Vegas”. She had on an Elvis bathing suit and on the cape it said Adam Lambert. Lolz! Her butt checks were hanging out though, she is not really that fit.

Jordan Sparks (Season 6 Winner) came out to sing her new song, “Battle Field”. She keeps saying the same thing over and over. OMG! She is really pretty though, kinda fat!

Down to the results, who was going to be our Final 2 American Idols? That would be Kris Allen an Adam Lambert. I was SURE Danny was going to be in the top 2. Guess not.

If Kris wins I am going to die, so people
VOTE ADAM

!!!!!